That our cattery is spotless, and smell free and built to the highest possible specification goes without saying. Obviously it is absolutely vital that we exceed licence conditions in every detail from our fully equipped, onsite, purpose built, cat dedicated kitchen and laundry to our Portuguese white porcelain tiled floor. Of course we are fully licenced and insured. Indeed, nothing less could provide the secure, clean, comfortable, and safe environment that you quite rightly expect for the beloved and highly important member of your family who you are placing in our care and trusting us to look after.
However by far the most important thing here, and what sets us clearly apart from anywhere else nearby is that we adore each and every one of the more than seven hundred pussycats who have stayed in our hotel in the last five years as if they were our own pets. We really do love your cats as much as you do.
All our guests are beautiful and beloved to us whether they are frail old moggies with one eye and three legs or strapping young pedigree Bengals perfect as the day they were born; as well as all variations on those themes. We think of ourselves as your cat’s extended family that they might go and stay with for a holiday. We are Uncle Ray and Auntie Jo
We don’t go in for gimmicky pretend people hotel paraphernalia. We are not a people hotel. So you won’t find fussy chandeliers and iron filigree beds with chintz curtains and whatnot.
Instead we have lovely cosy furry fleecy blankets on squishy catty sofas and wall mounted radiators and fun comfy scratchy posts and catnip lickey mice and fluffy chasey snakes. We feed your cats exactly what they get at home in pretty china bowls plus extra special treats on a Sunday and we give them the best cat litter in the best cat litter trays. Of course most importantly again we also sit down with and cuddle and brush and play with and talk to your cats.
Everybody has a lovely view of our pretty garden with roses and running water and hanging baskets full of brightly coloured flowers to provide them with smells and colours and sounds and interesting wavy abouty things. Through all this our now famous chickens wander freely, watched (and sometimes drooled over) by our very happy and very comfortable guests.
Please feel free to browse our website where you will find all the information you need regarding our hotel and a little bit more besides …
Ray and Jo